Tag: joke
member name: Denise W.
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October 15, 2008 03:23 PM EDT --
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's . . .
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October 26, 2008 01:43 PM EDT --
A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine who's
sitting by herself...
Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'
Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs. . . .
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November 27, 2008 02:36 PM EST --
Good Ol' Days.
Grandpa was always going on about the good old days and the lower cost of living, in particular.
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the . . .
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December 10, 2008 06:32 PM EST --
A husband and wife were shopping in their local WalMart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. . . .
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February 23, 2009 02:12 PM EST --
In honor of the mother of the octuplets,
Denny's is offering a new breakfast meal called the Suleman:
You get eight eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.
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October 17, 2008 05:27 PM EDT --
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about two seconds to say, . . .
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October 23, 2008 05:42 PM EDT --
The Nun in a taxi
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't
stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: . . .
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October 29, 2008 07:20 PM EDT --
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a . . .
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November 17, 2008 10:24 AM EST --
(Did not happen to me, just thought it was cute)
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister . . .
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November 07, 2008 12:31 AM EST --
Clear communication is recommended.
Subject: The Handywoman
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out
as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing . . .
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February 26, 2009 08:30 AM EST --
A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little girl stopped her mom. She said " Mommy , do they ever bury two people in . . .
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March 08, 2009 11:26 PM EDT --
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said,
"Gee, I hope it doesn't rain today,
I hate it when the children play inside."
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April 06, 2009 09:24 AM EDT --
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it
would take a few inches off your butt!' . . .
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November 04, 2008 10:32 AM EST --
One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
'Bubba, where'd you git that truck?!?' . . .
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December 09, 2008 10:59 PM EST --
Sunday Morning at Church
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, 'I have praise. . . .
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November 20, 2008 03:11 PM EST --
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student
named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The
teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. . . .
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November 22, 2008 12:08 PM EST --
Introducing the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition
November 21, 2008 09:38 AM
Picture Attached
It's in the way you dress. The way you boogie down. The way you sign your unemployment check. . . .
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October 17, 2008 05:35 PM EDT --
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This vow could only be broken once a year on Christmas, by one monk, and the monk could speak only one sentence. . . .
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October 17, 2008 05:37 PM EDT --
A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his Mother and asked,
"If . . .
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September 14, 2008 06:40 PM EDT --
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job
opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes, he found four
people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four . . .
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